I want to be SO SHITTY and MEAN and point out all of these wrongs (I have been GROSSLY WRONGED, TUMBLR PEEPS) and use phrases like two-pump chump when the pump even functioned and other sundry “eff you in the bee hole sans lube you piece of dooooooook” language and I CANNOT because of society and laws and responsibilities and ugggggggggggh. Being the better man really sucks. I can’t recommend it at this time, to be quite honest.
But I swear. You get me drunk and play with my hair and the STORIES I WOULD TELL YOU.
Now, Weresheep!Stiles i something i’ve realized i’ve never read. WTF. There’s like werebunny!Stiles…. wererabbit(?