Living the Sterek Madness

Sterek. Just that. So, teenager, new in the Teen wolf fandom, that's me.
Someone called Dylan O'Brien ruined my life.
I don't tag nsfw because my blog is nsfw... basically 90% of my thoughs are nsfw, the other 10% is food orgasm. wait.-
Also, I'm terrible at tagging, sometimes I just forget it, sorry.

inderlander:

1x09 // 4x02 | Derek shoving Stiles up against bedroom doors at any age… 

(via sparklinski)

sexwithstilinskiandhale:

what normal people see: 

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Dylan O’Brien talking.

what my kinky  mind sees:

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stubble burn. Stubble burn everywhere.

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Let’s not forget:

It is the style of your hair after having amazing sex 
Usually messy and sticking up on end~

(via the-spark-and-the-king)

sterekismydrugofchoice:

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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I know everyone’s looking the pictures over and over again until they get an idea of what’s his dick like, am i right? I can’t be the only one doing it!

http://the-spark-and-the-king.tumblr.com/post/93060350352/hellasterek-do-you-ever-cry-because-the-writers

hellasterek:

Do you ever cry because the writers and producers of Arrow have actually recognised the chemistry and potential of a ship they never intended to happen and have abandoned the ship that was supposed to be endgame when they started because they and the fans had seen a better…

I didn’t know that. Now I do wanna cry.

bleep0bleep:

mad-madam-m:

bleep0bleep:

badwolfbadwolff:

I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 
PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 
DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 


This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.
Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 
Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 
Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 
There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.
"How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 
"Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 
The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 
Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 
They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.
Oh.
He’s really cute. 
"So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 
"Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.
"Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"
"Ye—yeah," Derek says.
"I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

bleep0bleep:

mad-madam-m:

bleep0bleep:

badwolfbadwolff:

I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 

PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 

DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 

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This is totally where Stiles spends his 21st birthday, isn’t it.

Derek hates this job, hates the fact that the summer before he starts his grad program that he’s so strapped for cash he’s willing to stoop to Peter’s level and cater to the the werewolf-fetishizing crowd. It’s demeaning and awful and if Derek never has to look at a giant pretzel again it’ll be too soon.

Unfortunately he makes amazing tips. 

Derek just has to stick it out for three more weeks. 

Tonight the crowd is pretty rowdy, and Derek sighs, tugging on the tight black bootyshorts that is his uniform, adjusts the white “shirt” links and straightens his bow tie. His chest is still stinging from yesterday’s wax job, and Derek can’t wait for the summer to be over and he can start growing out his chest hair again. 

There’s a group heartily drunk over getting seated in his section already, having started off at the bar while they were waiting for a table. They all cheer and hoot when Derek approaches them, and there’s a guy wearing the silly paper crown that says “HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY” sitting with his back to Derek.

"How are you all doing tonight?" Derek asks. 

"Celebrating!" The floppy-haired one with the uneven jawline in the corner says, waving his hands in the air. "It’s Stiles’ birthday! You guys do, like a special thing for birthday guests right?" 

The pretty brunette girl next to him punches him in the shoulder and laughs. “Shut up, Scott, you know the birthday lap dance thing is just a rumor, it’s not a real thing.” 

Derek bites his lip and forces himself to laugh. “What can I get for you guys today?” 

They’re a happy group, and Derek takes down their drinks and orders of the garlic and pizza knot pretzels. He gets to the birthday boy last, who turns around to face Derek with a grin as his eyes trail up Derek’s bare torso.

Oh.

He’s really cute. 

"So how wet is the glazed knot?" he—Stiles, the other guy said— asks, licking his lips. "I mean, I want the full knot experience but I don’t want it too wet, but you know, just enough. I mean, will I be really full if I order it all for myself?" 

"Have you had a knot before?" Derek asks, throat a little dry.

"Nope," Stiles says, popping the p with his lips. "I’m kind of excited about it. Think I can take the whole thing?"

"Ye—yeah," Derek says.

"I was a little worried, but I feel a lot better about it now," Stiles says, and there’s a wink. "As long as you’re the one giving it to me."  

(via puppysciles)

Always have a laughing Hoechlin in your Dash and Blogs

The woman in the back tho… she’s like “when is this going to finish? don’t have time for this shit. i just want my money, gonna pretend to check the phone to avoid awkward moments”… I started wondering how they hire this people, the ones that get to work on a daily basis with famous actors. I bet they like show them a series of pictures and gifs of these famous people and if they gigle or drool they’re out, you know? Cuz that’s what I would do

(Source: blaineswolf, via derekandstilesdotcom)

imsirius:

All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos (updated!)

(via hellasterek)

instant-oatmeal:

am I doing this right?

wow, you are!

(via dutchster)

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

WTF I can’t do that! 

I’m out!

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via ionsquare)

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

(via stilesanderek)

he tries to understand it
as he runs calloused fingers
over pale skin
flecked with moles.
or when he watches pink lips
choke out the words
“I love you.”
or when red eyes meet brown
in the middle of the battlefield
they’ve grown up on.

the girl he loved is gone,
dead and cold in his arms,
and his mouth tastes like ash
as his throat closes up
and he loses himself.
but even then,
even when he feels most alone,
and his heart feels tight in his chest
as he struggles to breathe,
he’s still got him.

when he reaches out,
his hand is always there to hold.
when he can’t hold back the tears,
his arms are always open for him.
when it gets to be too much,
and he longs to just forget,
stiles will hold him close,
pressing gentle kisses to his eyelids,
and he finally understands:
this is all he needs.

—   brothers on a hotel bed, r.s. (via parishlydia)

(via puppysciles)

Anonymous said: thank you for the fluff post! it's the perfect end to the craziness of this weekend. you are the best <3

theofficialstereklibrary:

you guys are super cute! I’m glad i could make your day just a little bit brighter (✿◠‿◠)

stydiaa:

Stiles + his inability to give a straight answer. 

(via bleep0bleep)